it’s the 8th month
I cracked the code
October is the 10th month though
It was originally the 8th month but then Julius fucking Caesar decided to add in July and August after himself and his nephew Augustus
we should totally just stab caesar
at this point I’ve nearly forgotten that pirating movies and software is illegal
no I make pirate movies
So Purgatory is a forest.
What if purgatory used to be Eden? It’s been warped since Adam and Eve ate the apple, but instead of being banished out of Eden, like, Eve was trapped there. and she became the Mother of monsters, and that’s where they live now.
A monstrous, darkened version of Eden.
So what happened to Adam??
HAPPY CROATOAN DAY!
Er…Croatoan Day? Croatoan Week? The timeline given seems to give us from August 1st through August 7th.
I’m not sure WHY we’re celebrating the end of the world, but I’m not sure what else I expected from us.
Anyways, be glad, ecstatic, even! You have not been hit by the extremely contagious Croatoan Virus…or have you?
Stay safe and remember to hoard all that toilet paper! And if you’re down in the dumps and alone as hoards swarm around your home? Well, send me an ask and I’ll make you a ficlet!
I hope you have a spectacular morning, day, afternoon, or night, wherever you may be, and again, Happy Croatoan Day!
Okay so the Croatoan virus is like the start of the apocalypse. This apocalypse was due to start on August 1 2014. People are saying that maybe the Ebola crisis is somehow linked to this, and that perhaps this crisis might actually start the apocalypse. Everyone is calling today Croatoan Day, which has now kind of become a fandom Holliday… Hope this helps :)
# there’s gotta be like a bottomless well of innuendo in this relationship (x)
more like bottom full haha anal
What would we do without Misha?(: